Cei care aţi avut tangenţe cu lumea avocaţilor, probabil ştiţi că aceştia practică aşa zisul “onorariu de succes”. Ceea ce înseamnă că se plăteşte iniţial un onorariu mai mic, iar în cazul în care procesul este câştigat, se plăteşte avocatului o sumă mai mare, de multe ori proporţională cu beneficiul financiar adus de proces, dacă acesta există. Practica sună oarecum normală şi etică, asta doar până încercăm să o transpunem în alte domenii.
mai departe…
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Onorariul de succes
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2012 resolution
noiembrie 23, 2011Pot să spun cu mâna pe inimă că dorinţa pe 2011 s-a împlinit. Adică am renunţat la urmărit fotbal. Am fost acum câteva săptămâni la CFR – Dinamo, după o lungă pauză, şi mi s-a părut un spectacol pueril, de care cel mai mult se bucurau două grupuri de debili ce se înjurau reciproc. Sunt complet vindecat, nu mai calc prea curând pe stadion.
Dorinţa pe 2012 este să renunţ la pizza. Pe lângă faptul că e o mâncare nesănătoasă în sine, pizzeriile folosesc ingrediente dubioase, de la salamuri ciudate, la brânzeturi total ireale. Aşa că renunţ, pentru că alternative sunt.
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Ţeapă la salonul Beauty Center din incinta Hotelului Panorama Cluj
noiembrie 22, 2011Mi se pare de bun gust şi inspirat să-ţi denumeşti salonul de înfurmuseţare “Beauty Center”. Dar no, nu toţi trebuie să avem imaginaţe şi/sau inteligenţă.
Zilele trecute, o colegă a avut o experienţă nereuşită cu salonul din titlu, în urma cumpărării unei oferte de pe YouDeal. Mai jos aveţi schimbul de mailuri între ea şi reprezentanta salonului. Începe colega, cu un mail ironic pe ici colo, dar per total decent:
mai departe…
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De citit
noiembrie 14, 2011Un articol bun, care mă aduce tot mai aproape de convingerea că Idiocracy se va transforma foarte curând din ficţiune în istorie.
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Sloganuri pentru România
noiembrie 7, 2011Neavând ştiri, presa cualiti din România şi-a tot imaginat zilele trecute cum ar fi ca prinţul Carlos al Marii Britanii să fie rege la noi şi cât de mult îi place omului în Transilvania. Însă nici unul nu a adus nimic constructiv, articolele au avut doar rolul de a umple nişte pagini de ziar sau de site şi să fie uitate repede. Eu îi aduc aici lui Carlos, în mod gratuit şi fără nicio obligaţie, 5 sloganuri prin care poate promova România acolo la el. Aşadar:
Romania: just like Switzerland, but with normal people.
Romania: just like France, but we speak English.
Romania: just like Germany, but with food you can actually eat.
Romania: just like Greece, but with people that sometimes work.
Romania: just like The Netherlands, but with sober and straight people.
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Eu şi numai eu
noiembrie 2, 2011Guest post de o fată.
E foarte simplu sa fii egoist in lumea asta. Sa te vezi ca un buric al pamantului, incercand sa faci totul astfel incat tie, si numai tie, sa iti fie bine. Si oricum, de ce sa ne luam dupa dogme religioase prafuite, sau pur si simplu dupa concepte generaliste gen “respect pentru altii”, cand e mult mult mai usor sa te gandesti doar la tine? Doar suntem in epoca fast-thinking, fast-food si alte fast.
Se naste treptat ideea ca organismul numit Romania este napadit tot mai mult de celule infectate (ca sa nu zic infecte) de un tip rezistent de egoism combinat cu o doza buna de ignoranta. “Si ce-mi pasa mie?”, “Las’ ca n-are nimic”, “Ce ma intereseaza?” sunt arhi-cunoscute in vocabularul nostru, poate prea mult fata de limita rosie a decentei si a respectului fata de semenii nostri intr-o societate etalon – nu atat de infectata (infecta) ca a noastra.
Si oare cum o sa ii explic eu copilului meu plimbat in carucior, pe trotuar, faptul ca trebuie sa iesim in plina strada printre masini din cand in cand, atunci cand niste fast-oameni, parcheaza intregul vehicul pe trotuar, rapindu-ne noua astfel dreptul la siguranta?
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Preasfinte,
octombrie 28, 2011Nu aveţi dreptate când povestiţi despre incinerare, generalizând pentru toată creştinătatea. Vă recomand să citiţi asta. Şi nu cred că Tatăl, Fiul sau Porumbelul ar prefera să fie mâncaţi de viermi, mai degrabă decât arşi.
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Deja mi-e dor de Gaddafi
octombrie 27, 2011Toate fetele mâinile sus! Ca să vină băieţii să pună cearşaful pe cap.
A dispărut un idiot, vin alţii.
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Europe died at Auschwitz
octombrie 24, 2011Primtă pe mail, apărută într-un ziar din Spania.
ALL EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN AUSCHWITZ By Sebastian Vilar Rodrigez
I walked down the street in Barcelona, and suddenly discovered a terrible truth – Europe died in Auschwitz… We killed six million Jews and replaced them with 20 million Muslims. In Auschwitz we burned a culture, thought, creativity, talent. We destroyed the chosen people, truly chosen, because they produced great and wonderful people who changed the world.
The contribution of this people is felt in all areas of life: science, art, international trade, and above all, as the conscience of the world. These are the people we burned.
And under the pretense of tolerance, and because we wanted to prove to ourselves that we were cured of the disease of racism, we opened our gates to 20 million Muslims, who brought us stupidity and ignorance, religious extremism and lack of tolerance, crime and poverty, due to an unwillingness to work and support their families with pride.
They have blown up our trains and turned our beautiful Spanish cities into the third world, drowning in filth and crime.
Shut up in the apartments they receive free from the government, they plan the murder and destruction of their naive hosts.
And thus, in our misery, we have exchanged culture for fanatical hatred, creative skill for destructive skill, intelligence for backwardness and superstition.
We have exchanged the pursuit of peace of the Jews of Europe and their talent for a better future for their children, their determined clinging to life because life is holy, for those who pursue death, for people consumed by the desire for death for themselves and others, for our children and theirs.
What a terrible mistake was made by miserable Europe …
***********************************The Global Islamic population is approximately 1,200,000,000; that is ONE BILLION TWO HUNDRED MILLION or 20% of the world’s population. They have received the following NobelPrizes:
Literature:
1988 – Najib MahfoozPeace:
1978 – Mohamed Anwar El-Sadat
1990 – Elias James Corey
1994 – Yaser Arafat:
1999 – Ahmed ZewaiEconomics:
(zero)Physics:
(zero)Medicine:
1960 – Peter Brian Medawar
1998 – Ferid MouradTOTAL: 7 SEVEN
The Global Jewish population is approximately 14,000,000; that is FOURTEEN MILLION or about 0.02% of the world’s population. They have received the following Nobel Prizes:
Literature:
1910 – Paul Heyse
1927 – Henri Bergson
1958 – Boris Pasternak
1966 – Shmuel Yosef Agnon
1966 – Nelly Sachs
1976 – Saul Bellow
1978 – Isaac Bashevis Singer
1981 – Elias Canetti
1987 – Joseph Brodsky
1991 – Nadine Gordimer WorldPeace:
1911 – Alfred Fried
1911 – Tobias Michael Carel Asser
1968 – Rene Cassin
1973 – Henry Kissinger
1978 – Menachem Begin
1986 – Elie Wiesel
1994 – Shimon Peres
1994 – Yitzhak RabinPhysics:
1905 – Adolph Von Baeyer
1906 – Henri Moissan
1907 – Albert Abraham Michelson
1908 – Gabriel Lippmann
1910 – Otto Wallach
1915 – Richard Willstaetter
1918 – Fritz Haber
1921 – Albert Einstein
1922 – Niels Bohr
1925 – James Franck
1925 – Gustav Hertz
1943 – Gustav Stern
1943 – George Charles de Hevesy
1944 – Isidor Issac Rabi
1952 – Felix Bloch
1954 – Max Born
1958 – Igor Tamm
1959 – Emilio Segre
1960 – Donald A. Glaser
1961 – Robert Hofstadter
1961 – Melvin Calvin
1962 – Lev Davidovich Landau
1962 – Max Ferdinand Perutz
1965 – Richard Phillips Feynman
1965 – Julian Schwinger
1969 – Murray Gell-Mann
1971 – Dennis Gabor
1972 – William Howard Stein
1973 – Brian David Josephson
1975 – Benjamin Mottleson
1976 – Burton Richter
1977 – Ilya Prigogine
1978 – Arno Allan Penzias
1978 – Peter L Kapitza
1979 – Stephen Weinberg
1979 – Sheldon Glashow
1979 – Herbert Charles Brown
1980 – Paul Berg
1980 – Walter Gilbert
1981 – Roald Hoffmann
1982 – Aaron Klug
1985 – Albert A. Hauptman
1985 – Jerome Karle
1986 – Dudley R. Herschbach
1988 – Robert Huber
1988 – Leon Lederman
1988 – Melvin Schwartz
1988 – Jack Steinberger
1989 – Sidney Altman
1990 – Jerome Friedman
1992 – Rudolph Marcus
1995 – Martin Perl
2000 – Alan J. HeegerEconomics:
1970 – Paul Anthony Samuelson
1971 – Simon Kuznets
1972 – Kenneth Joseph Arrow
1975 – Leonid Kantorovich
1976 – Milton Friedman
1978 – Herbert A. Simon
1980 – Lawrence Robert Klein
1985 – Franco Modigliani
1987 – Robert M. Solow
1990 – Harry Markowitz
1990 – Merton Miller
1992 – Gary Becker
1993 – Robert FogelMedicine:
1908 – Elie Metchnikoff
1908 – Paul Erlich
1914 – Robert Barany
1922 – Otto Meyerhof
1930 – Karl Landsteiner
1931 – Otto Warburg
1936 – Otto Loewi
1944 – Joseph Erlanger
1944 – Herbert Spencer Gasser
1945 – Ernst Boris Chain
1946 – Hermann Joseph Muller
1950 – Tadeus Reichstein
1952 – Selman Abraham Waksman
1953 – Hans Krebs
1953 – Fritz Albert Lipmann
1958 – Joshua Lederberg
1959 – Arthur Kornberg
1964 – Konrad Bloch
1965 – Francois Jacob
1965 – Andre Lwoff
1967 – George Wald
1968 – Marshall W. Nirenberg
1969 – Salvador Luria
1970 – Julius Axelrod
1970 – Sir Bernard Katz
1972 – Gerald Maurice Edelman
1975 – Howard Martin Temin
1976 – Baruch S. Blumberg
1977 – Roselyn Sussman Yalow
1978 – Daniel Nathans
1980 – Baruj Benacerraf
1984 – Cesar Milstein
1985 – Michael Stuart Brown
1985 – Joseph L. Goldstein
1986 – Stanley Cohen [& Rita Levi-Montalcini]
1988 – Gertrude Elion
1989 – Harold Varmus
1991 – Erwin Neher
1991 – Bert Sakmann
1993 – Richard J. Roberts
1993 – Phillip Sharp
1994 – Alfred Gilman
1995 – Edward B. Lewis
1996- Lu RoseIacovino
TOTAL: 129!The Jews are NOT promoting brain washing children in military training camps, teaching them how to blow themselves up and cause maximum deaths of Jews and other non Muslims. The Jews don’t hijack planes, nor kill athletes at the Olympics, or blow themselves up in German restaurants. There is NOT one single Jew who has destroyed a church. There is NOT a single Jew who protests by killing people.
The Jews don’t traffic slaves, nor have leaders calling for Jihad and death to all the Infidels.
Perhaps the world’s Muslims should consider investing more in standard education and less in blaming the Jews for all their problems.
Muslims must ask ‘what can they do for humankind’ before they demand that humankind respects them.
Regardless of your feelings about the crisis between Israel and the Palestinians and Arab neighbors, even if you believe there is more culpability on Israel’s part, the following two sentences really say it all:
“If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel.” Benjamin Netanyahu
General Eisenhower warned us it is a matter of history that when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead.
He did this because he said in words to this effect:
‘Get it all on record now – get the films – get the witnesses – because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened’
Recently, the UK debated whether to remove The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it ‘offends’ the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. It is not removed as yet. However, this is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.
It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the, 6 million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians, and 1,900 Catholic priests who were ‘murdered, raped, burned, starved, beaten, experimented on and humiliated’ while the German people looked the other way.
Now, more than ever, with Iran, among others, claiming the Holocaust to be ‘a myth,’ it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets.
This e-mail is intended to reach 400 million people. Be a link in the memorial chain and help distribute this around the world.
How many years will it be before the attack on the World Trade Center ‘NEVER HAPPENED’ because it offends some Muslim in the United States?
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Dacă educaţie nu e, nimic nu e
octombrie 21, 2011Ceva de genul ăsta zicea marele romancier Gheorghe Gheorghiu. Exemplul perfect îl vedeţi în filmul de mai jos. Priviţi atent la omul care se dă jos din dreapta spate. Avea 3 motive mari şi late să-i deschidă uşa doamnei care se afla în dreapta faţă:
1. E femeie.
2. E ministru, deci are o funcţie mai importantă decât a lui.
3. E mai în vârstă decât el.
Deci jenant:
Filmul văzut aici.
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